Chris Brown Loves Rihanna

Why does Rihanna not look like Rihanna?

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:05:03 -0400

That is on purpose, actually. I drew Rihanna kind of sloppy and never touched her up because I always though that for some reason it was less mean if she didn’t look like the real Rihanna. I’m sure she still would have sued me if she had ever heard of this comic.

Photo

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:51:30 -0400

jakefogelnest: 1: Charlie is crazy. 2: It’s spelled Casey....

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:12:53 -0400

jakefogelnest:

1:

Charlie is crazy.

2:

It’s spelled Casey. She’s crazy too.

3:

queerlyssa: legendwaitforitdaryy: uhhlynett: aspidiske: iarej...

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:02:27 -0500

queerlyssa:

legendwaitforitdaryy:

uhhlynett:

aspidiske:

iarejonwu:

shiagron:

rachellephant:

allencarstensen:

hipstersonny:

bahaha.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA.

OMG

oh my GOD

o my goodness o_O

PWAHA Greatest hits!

Clever.

LMFAO

LOL.

This is the first comic I’ve drawn since I quit CBLR and...

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:33:07 -0500

This is the first comic I’ve drawn since I quit CBLR and this will also probably be my last MS Paint webcomic for a long time considering I’m not a cubicle monkey anymore. Enjoy?

In honor of Black History Month, I’m officially retiring...

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:55:00 -0500

In honor of Black History Month, I’m officially retiring Chris Brown Loves Rihanna.

No, not really. I mean, yeah, I’m retiring CBLR, but, no that’s not why.

You guys know I love pranks. What I fully intended on doing was making CBLR #100 a video, specifically, a behind the scenes look at the CBLR tv show that’s coming to [Adult Swam] in 2011. Then I would have made a fake smear campaign, Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna, and then that fake woman’s fake ex-husband would have launched Fathers Against Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna. A big, high concept prank that would have probably gotten press and whatever shit.

The truth is CBLR became really un-fun to make. Like existential-crisis-un-fun. I’m glad people liked it and appreciated my weirdness, but CBLR was not the fucking Beatles, nor was it even a good webcomic. I’m putting my efforts in better places and I think you’ll thank me by the end of the year.

My advice to you, if you are a prestigious half-asser like myself, is dick around and make bullshit, but don’t let it become your claim to fame. If Chris Brown Loves Rihanna had actually gotten a tv show, I probably would have drank myself to death underneath my cubicle. Sincerity over irony, people, it will bring you this thing called, self worth, that is seriously lacking in the world of entertainment.

Also, since people always asked, CBLR had 2100 followers at it’s peak. BOO YAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:59:14 -0400

# 97

# 96 Recap: Chris Brown was handed the key to the internet by a...

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:23:00 -0400

# 96

Recap:

Chris Brown was handed the key to the internet by a weird, tentacle-ghost-thing that looked an awful lot like Rihanna. Moments later, the internet broke and Chris Brown had to swim his way through a sea of error-laden web comics before drowning in a sea of pixels and webdings. When he finally reached surface, Chris Brown saw what the internet actually is: A dog and a cat, connected by wires. Chris Brown saw the bleeding keyhole and inserted the key to the internet, however the directions for how to use the advanced technology were very vague.

Having selected “soup,” the internet bequeathed a horrible moan as a green light shot out of every orifice, consuming the entire internet with its cry. When the light cleared, the internet had turned into a Puffin and the web comic dimension was fused with “the Real World.” As the arctic bird ravaged both worlds with his Google Chrome Cannon, Chris Brown was whisked away by Dom DeLouise in his eccentric Nissan Altima. Dom explained that he was sent to protect Chris Brown from their mutual enemy, Rihanna, who had rigged the soup versus salad trap knowing that no one ever orders a salad.

Dom DeLouise was then brutally assassinated by Susan Sarandon before he could reveal his “internet 2.0 secret”. With everything going to her plan, a different Rihanna, hand drawn in pencil, commanded Sarandon to release her “Rihannataur.”

I am 6 years old.

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Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:02:59 -0400

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Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:25:24 -0400

# 94

I got a pretty nasty call this morning from an...

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:32:00 -0400

I got a pretty nasty call this morning from an unfortunate casting director and now I’m not going to Atlanta anymore.

Chris Brown Loves Rihanna will now return it’s to normal update schedule of posting uncreative shit maybe once a week and then churning out a real goldie right before I’m about to massage my wrists with a rusty Gillette Mach 3.

I’m going to be in Atlanta for the next month acting in a...

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:55:00 -0400

~~I’m going to be in Atlanta for the next month acting in a movie~~. Part of the fun of CBLR is that I’ve drawn them all while I was at work in MS Paint (minus parts of #50) and I really can’t draw them in Photoshop on my Mac, so there might not be any new comics for a while.

To kill time, try viewing random Chris Brown Loves Rihanna comic, or, you know, find another web comic that (is actually funny/has artistic merit/actually has story arcs/doesn’t try so hard/doesn’t try so little/isn’t made by an asshole/has some actual integrity).

# 93 The best kind of Nissan Altima.

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:56:03 -0400

# 93

The best kind of Nissan Altima.

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Fri, 01 Oct 2010 11:52:07 -0400

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Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:01:27 -0400

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Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:57:27 -0400

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Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:25:50 -0400

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Thu, 16 Sep 2010 14:06:26 -0400

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Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:33:45 -0400

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Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:12:22 -0400

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